Posted 1 week ago

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

(Source: fortheloveofdegenerossi)

Posted 3 weeks ago

@edsheeran: Sang give me love onstage tonight with and it was super awesome. What a champ

Posted 3 weeks ago

exceptioninq:

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

What they said ^

Posted 3 weeks ago
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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks)

Posted 3 weeks ago
pr3tty-l1ttle-l1ar:

This is literally the best picture i’ve ever seen. Ever.

pr3tty-l1ttle-l1ar:

This is literally the best picture i’ve ever seen. Ever.

Posted 2 months ago

hungrylikethewolfie:

suaine:

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

Growing up sucks because you realize $1000 is a fortune.

Growing up sucks because you realize both of these are true at the same time.

(Source: okaywork)

Posted 2 months ago

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

Posted 2 months ago

insta-gramcracker:

my girlfriend just woke up from a nap and the first thing she said was “i forgot i still have chicken nuggets” and ate cold nuggets and went back to sleep and i don’t think i’ve ever loved someone this much